Cogito ergo sum: crazy

What?

I'm very sorry, and regret to announce that this blog has now been defiled by allowing it to be used as a "ranting post" on more than one occasion. Yes. Anticipate long passages where the writer becomes more passionate and angry about the issue with every keystroke that at times (well, fairly frequently),she may start to lose coherence. Also may display some surprising or somewhat shocking views, but in my defence I've been able to put up with your views for a while, which even though I consider them to be the complete polar opposite to mine I felt no need to kick up a fuss about it, so I think that it would be prudent if you acted in the same manner towards mine.

I'm sure that we've all had that niggling feeling at the back of our heads, the feeling that we would like to start a blog about something (not necessarily to be cool, but for the sheer hell of it), but have been too afraid to because you worry that soon enough you will run out of tame content and run into rants and rumblings of your inner consciousness...

I guess this is what this is! I actually got the balls to go and do it. And if this doesn't interest you, it will certainly amuse me.

Crappy Chemistry Crackers.

It's a shame that all the good chemistry jokes argon...

Wanna hear a joke about Potassium?

Wanna hear a joke about Sodium?

Two guys in a bar. One of the guys asks the bartender: "Can I get a glass of H2O?"

Second guy then adds, "Yeh, could I get a glass of H2O too?"

A couple of minutes, the drinks are brought out. The second guy collapses after a mouthful.

What's a mole?

a brown furry creature with powerful digging claws

Chemistry puns sure are pHun.

What do you call farts in Buckingham Palace?

Noble gases

Salt in the pepper shaker? Well that's ionic

Two atoms bump into each other. The one says "Don't move! I think I've lost an electron!". "Are you sure?" asks the other atom. "I'm positive."

Whats my favourite element? i don't know let me zinc about it

Last night a hypnotist convinced me I was a soft, malleable metal with an atomic number of 82...
I'm easily lead.

When I was in Chem class, time would go by so flask

A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a drink?" To which the bartender replies, "For you, no charge!"

Plutonium is disgusting! I mean, Pu!

Sigh, it's a shame that this page is quite Boron...

Cogito ergo sum

Tuesday, 4 October 2011

365. Day Two.

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