"Sweetie" was the panda that has been nominated for this prestigious event. Who the hell would call a panda Sweetie though? If I were a panda, I would deem it a bit patronising. I'd like to be called my normal name, "Tian-Tian" that the original owners had called me. I don't know what Tian-Tian means, and even if it does mean the same thing, at least it sounds better.
Or is that just what we think?
You can't force pandas to have sex with each other. That's just degrading. Maybe this is their swan song?
A dying race that's already dead at heart due to captivity.
However, I would also like to know what other merits were taken into consideration when awarding this title. Did the contestants have to write a poem or something? Was there a shortlist? What were the requirements in the first place? To be awesome and done something that gets you notice, as well as have ovaries I assume. However, unlike Adele, or this have a go hero lady, Tian-Tian possesses many more hidden talents.
Did you know that the real reason why pandas are believed to be extinct is because most of them have colonised underground, found a loophole in the space-time continuum by an infinitesimally small chance and migrated to the place where Star Wars is. All Tian-Tian is doing is being cute and lonely so we have nothing to suspect.
