Here is a list of things that have PISSED ME OFF in the past 12 months. They include:
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Sleeping through an alarm, or not knowing whether you've slept through it or it hasn't gone off.
Turning your alarm off in your sleep
Rotten milk
Not scraping leftover food into the bin before putting the plate in the washing up bowl
Printer not working - paper jam.
Ringing head office to get a new printer and calling america to find out that the old printer's fucked
Finding a cotton bud stuck in my own printer, and realising that it was the cause of all the paper jams.
Head colds
Blocked noses
Getting into work late because you forgot what time your shift started.
Getting into work early becaue you forgot what time your shift started
Paul McCartney and his bloody Christmas song
Being a penny short on a purchase
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Sticky keys that won't turn in the locks very easily
The fact that my room has an alarming rate at reverting back to entropy after tidying
Staying late at work unpaid. But everyone does it
Pens running out.
Everyone stealing my pens
Putting spaghetti in the fridge by mistake
Misplacing keys
That lady who lets her dog shit on people's doorsteps. I hate her.
Rude people in shops.
Popular stock not coming back in on a delivery
Scooping ice cream
People who buy ice cream on Christmas Eve and Boxing Day. Mentalists.
People who pay for stupidly small transactions on their card. I am one myself, but I tend to overlook this fact. I would rather someone paid for it in coppers and small change, I don't mind counting it all out - than use their debit card.
Bicycle being broken
Bus on a Monday morning at 8am with hormone-driven 16 year olds.
Being cold
Really really really windy.
The short battery life on my phone.And the fact that it doesn't have buttons
Lots of money to no money. I don't know where it goes.
I'm sure there is lots lots more. In fact certain. However, I'll leave it for now.
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