I don't think that I can take the torture much longer.

Kill it with Fire. I do not want to witness this again next year

I don't understand how anyone could possibly like Mr Paul (or is he a Sir? He certainly doesn't deserve it after what he's done to society over the years...) McCartney's age-old Christmas hit "Simply Having a Wonderful Christmas Time". I could not ever have imagined a song so bland and dull becoming a time-weathering hit that could be considered a "classic". Well, a "classic" by someone whose opinion is so ridiculously outlandish that it is automatically classed as void. Or they're well and truly two tokens short of a toaster. More like trying to obtain this toaster by trading in bottle tops instead.

"Simply.. Having.."
"FUCK OFF DICK'ED"

I guess I wouldn't hate it so much if I hadn't heard this song about 15 times in the past 2 days. Actually yes, I would. All they seem to say is "Simply .. Having.. A wonderful christmas time" ad infinitum. They might say that there are some verses in there, but they're lying. If you listen to the "verses" backwards they sound exactly the same as the chorus. The worst thing is that it doesn't really explore Mr McCartney's vocal range either, and leads us all to hang around the same three notes all throughout the song. Yes, it would be great for those that are vocally challenged to have a little go at a sing-song, but can't they keep it in their own homes? Paul sounds flat on the record as well.

HOW BLOODY REPETITIVE IS THAT RECORD AS WELL?! It sounds like he isn't having the most wonderful christmas time if he's having to constantly reassure himself and his party that they are having a wonderful time every five seconds. I personally think that it's the song that most murders are committed to in the retail sector from the period of October to January. There must be some hidden meaning in it setting shop staff against each other in the stressful busy festive period.

Not long left to go now though. Just one working day left. I really really really need to burn that CD the second we shut on Christmas Eve. Actually, every copy of it that exists needs to be destroyed. It has tainted the world for too long. And also the sad thing about getting older is that you get more and more sick of hearing the same songs every year.

He's not still got it.